May contain content of an adult nature.

May contain adult content

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Adult content by Will

I respect all idiots young and old. Not really but it makes them feel better when I say it. Then someone went and said that content for children is meant for children and will always be meant for children. And he created Tom & Jerry. And it was good. Then some idiot went and said all adult entertainment must be created for adults and made adult movies and series etcetc. And it was goood. Now. When in the name of all that is good did an idiot decide that we want children to be able to watch things that are supposed to be watched by adults. So lets take away everything that makes it adult. /hate punch air. Let me explain. I am a fan of Terry Goodkind. It is an awesome series of amazing books. Meant for adults. 1 Because there is violence and nudity involved. 2 Its over a 1000 pages a book over 10 books. And it was 10000+ of super high quality fantasy fun. Go read it. And they decided to make the book series into television series. I got excited. For you to understand my argument you need to watch the series. In my version* the lead actress is supposed to strip down naked and kill people with a bunch of grown men (also naked) following her every command. I can here all of you going " Pervert" but I'm not. Read the bloody book. She does this to show her willingness to fight and lead. It is something beautiful and sacred. That my friends is my problem. All the beautiful and sacred things that I want to see is being trashed by the media because it could be offensive to little children. /Growl. I want to see swearing and half to full nakedness in my games. I want to see people getting ripped to shreds when I shoot at them. I want my adult entertainment. And I don't mean porn.I don't mean abused people perverted by money grubbing idiots. I mean passion , power, art, beauty. Things misunderstood by the idiot on the street but beautiful to us who know what it stands for why it is as it is etc. /tear in my eye. I have been waiting a long time for the privilege and now its been censored because some people cannot control their children. I hate you idiots.


Btw. I love the word play on "May contain content of an adult nature". Think about it.

I am a gamer. I dont have a life . I have many lives.

I am a gamer. I play games. I have been doing this my whole life and consider my life the same as any other game I have ever played except that its on the most difficult setting imaginable. Without save points. And a poor stats system. On the other hand it has its ... hold on , just gained a level.

I have decided to use bold for a personification of another characteristic. If it doesn't work I'll just edit it out everywhere and you'll never know that is existed.Because I can.

Right. On to the blog.

This weekend was pretty interesting. We had a visitor with an extremely interesting ability. It was in fact a she. She had some sort of power over our minds. A few minutes into a conversation and I found myself babbling like an idiot and making jokes only I found funny. I found a effective counter after a few minutes and it involved switching off parts of my brain and rerouting the processes. This also allowed me to be insanely drunk without having to drink a drop. Woot. Honestly . You women and your pheromones. Like pepperspray that smells almost-kinda-nice-cough-actually. All this chemical imbalance and lack of alcohol led to me looking for other ways to destroy my soul. I danced like a maniac.Sobre. Did things I wouldn't usually do. Sobre. At this point I feel the need to explain. I don't usually stick my feet out the window while lying on the back seat of a car or laugh like a lunatic after eating chocolate.

Back on track. You women have a superior advantage over us men. Like your justification why jocks are better than nerds. I also had that conversation with said female and it went pear shaped. I dont know if all women have the ability or if it was me tripping but she won an argument with " thats how it is" / bow head in shame. I will rant about that issue. Maybe even later today.

If you are going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill.

I feel like a 30 year old's stuffed animal.

Wow. And there it is.

My blog. Let me just start by saying sorry. To everyone. This will be an attempt to explore my more creative and (arguably) interesting sides. A rather weak attempt since I usually don't spend more then a few moments on anything if there is a reasonable amount of effort involved. Please , I bespeak you. Comment and correct. Argue and mean offense. I haven't been in school for a few years and fear my grammar and spelling will not be up to scratch so feel free to correct me. People look down on me and criticize me everyday so I can take it.

Now. I may sometimes seem very negative and lack any kind of self confidence but that is all a ruse. I am in reality very positive and open minded. That as might be expected , is a double edged sword because once you make a mistake the world tends to " hold it against you". I will one day create an alter ego in this blog and he will be the personification of the little dialog inside my head. You may not like him but then again you shouldn't.

I will also take inspiration from other (more creative , intelligent and experienced) bloggers / bow. You know who you are. If you feel that this is wrong and you have a problem with my style then you are more than welcome to comment. I will not promise to do anything about it but thats life.

Now. With no further a due. My blog.

There are some things and people in life who glide over our lives causing no measurable effect and then moving on. I have noticed this at a young age and have made a point of noticing everything and everyone. Not very successful but I gave it a shot. This on the other hand has created an onforeseeable side effect. I have surrounded myself with friends who are talented. Very talented. More talented than I. This has had its positive and negative results. Between them they have the ability to rule the world. Musicians , writers, politicians , people adept at science and mathematics etc. I on the other hand have no noticeable talent in any of these and this in turn lead to depression and self loathing. I decided that I was getting on peoples nerves and my own and decided to try a different strategy . Fortunately having talented friends means advice and wisdom is in abundance. Woot. I am back on track . Not hating myself nor loving myself. This * is an ideal compromise. I can start a quest to discover something about me that is unique and powerful. Exciting isn't it ? I will also use this blog to document my findings. And share other peoples talents etc etc.

Quote for the day would have to be " The act of being better is predetermined by the act of trying to be better"

I feel inspired.