The truth, whole truth and nothing but the truth so help yourself.

There are simple truths that you wont admit.


You secretly hate her/him. She/him takes up all your time and freedom and there is nothing you can do about it. You cannot change this and this makes you feel frustrated. You cannot abandon/leave/ignore her/him because that would cause the world to judge you and everyone around you to hate you so you hide this little secret with diligence sometimes even admitting quite the opposite. "You are wrong. I love her/him with all my heart." You are forced into this situation by society and your fate is sealed but what is good for the goose. . . Society doesn't have to know about everything you are doing...

Religion isn't as simple as they say it is.

The people around you want you to believe and you do. Without a doubt you believe. You are 100% faithful. Except you aren't. Have you ever doubted, questioned and didn't recieve the answer you wanted? I am 100% strong in my believe which in turn makes your believe 0% true. Do you believe or are you told what to believe. Can you admit the existence of God and prove his existence or does he exist merely because they demand he exists? The good news is that you can't be wrong because nobody is right.

You are normal. You are not a snowflake. You are not special. You do not have special powers.

I am proposing to this cartoon character.

You may be smart, sexy, nice etc but people do not find you attractive. This is because everyone in the world is trying to be special. The new fashion is being different. Seperate from the crowd. Radio adverts blurt out the phrase "Who wants to be normal?" at an alarming rate. The truth is everyone wants to shine and this makes everyone as dull as the next. Do you want to stand out? Do you want to be attractive? Then grow a pair. Stand up and shout your name in the middle of the street so that everyone can hear it. Stop threatening to write a book or start a blog and putting it off till tomorrow. Thats what normal people do. Stop complaining that you are too tired. Get up early to go to the gym. Stay up late to study or party or anything. Just don't give up and go to bed. Do not put it off until later. Spend money on fun toys. Save money for when you get into trouble. Stop wasting it on snacks, fast food, alcohol and cigarettes. Be bold. Make mistakes. Get into fights. Crush your enemy completely and then make him your best friend. Have one night stands. If you aren't single then add some adventure to your relationship. If you work from 8 to 5 get home do the dishes and go to bed rinse repeat then there is nothing special about you. You are boring and you will be until you take a chance.

Thank you 9gag for my extendid education. Hmmm... Nigella...