Consensual lobotomy

As I wake up in the back of your car, gagged and tied up, I realise that this has been a long time coming. I manage to free myself from the gag but as I scream at everyone around us I slowly realise that they are staring at me with numb vacant expressions as if to say “you will be ok”. See, it has been decided that I am wrong and that I moved at to a brisk pace. We are free to do what we want as long as we do what they want. I can scream and I can shout and I can flail around but in the end it has been decided for me. Now I sit in the back of their car no longer gagged or bound by rope because it isn’t necessary.

The spike goes in under the eye. You may choose what you like as long as it is something that we like. Slides in around 5 cm. You may work and earn as long as you work how we say and spend your earnings where we say. My eyes start to water but I’ve always known that I am sensitive around the eyes. You may serve God as you like as long as you serve the same God as us and follow our rules. Scramble… This is what is beautiful. This is what is good. This is fun. This is right. This is what you want. Now I will live like I want because what I want is what they want. I will be happy now.

Know this though.

Carved on the inside of my mind there deeply hidden in the shadows is something that hasn’t changed. Something that belongs to me and it contains a few small trinkets. My love for her unchanged and pure. A piece of rope strong and white as snow. And also there is my pace. Brisk and unstoppable.

Different strokes. A different kind of love. Flamebait.

There are trends around the world. Things that people do that will sicken you to your very core. There are things that people do that would have them viewed as outcasts, sick and broken people. There are some things that these people do that I believe is wrong but since I do some things that you may consider as immoral I believe it is better to gain insight to these trends and to debate them publicly before they are damned. These are my views on the following subjects and I encourage debate and other’s views.

LGBT
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transsexual people chose a lifestyle. I do not believe it is a sickness. I do not believe people are born wrong or gay. There are some things that you can choose and some things that you like and some things that you cannot choose. If you are a man who likes other men then you should express yourself in this way and OTHERS SHOULD RESPECT YOU FOR YOUR LIFES CHOICES (typed that using shift instead of capslock. Thats how serious I am). Even more so when you live in a country that allows you this freedom. The thought that Uganda wants to imprison homosexual people makes me sick and I am heterosexual…

BDSM (judgement reserved)

Zoophilia
Better known as bestiality is the act of having sexual intercourse with animals. I used to be strictly against this as I thought that since an animal cannot speak then it cannot be consensual. This changed somewhat since I read an article about a man who feels that his loving relationship with his dog has him criminalized under German law. He argues that if an animal with the capacity to rip your throat out doesn’t then it must be consensual. I still believe it is something that I will never do or even would want to try but if you want to have sex with animals then fine. As long as the animal isn’t bound, drugged or hurt during the process then the rest is your problem. So if that horse kicks your face in because you tried to touch it’s bits then you are guilty and not the horse.

Pedophilia
Attraction to minors. This has always been wrong. It has never been sane, safe nor consensual. A minor by definition cannot consent. I have heard rumours that a group of pedophiles or minor-attracted adults say they deserve the same rights as the LGBT community and that their lifestyle choice should be considered a sexual orientation. They want to decriminalize pedophilia. The want to remove the age of consent. I barely make the right choice now and I certainly wasn’t responsible enough to make the right choice when I was 10 years old. Pedophilia is wrong. I cannot justify it nor will I allow my children near a pedophile even if it was legalized.

This post may seem strange at first glance but all four these issues popped into my conversation circles over the last two weeks so I thought I’d poke around and see what comments I can stir out of your little skulls.

 

Enjoy !

 

Can you hack it?

 

Verb
hack

1. (transitive) To chop or cut down in a rough manner.
2. (intransitive) To cough noisily
3. To withstand or put up with a difficult situation.
4.  (transitive, slang, computing) To hack into; to gain unauthorized access to (a computer system, e.g., a website, or network) by manipulating code; to crack.
5. (transitive, slang, computing) By extension, to gain unauthorised access to a computer or online account belonging to (a person or organisation).

I’ve gotten quite fond of the word. We have been hacking things since we figured out that we want something that isn’t given to us. The wheel was a hack and even if you do not know a thing about computers then you can still be a good hacker. Here is a quick crash course in hacking.

First you need to know what you want to achieve. Hacking allows us to get things that we wouldn’t get under normal circumstances and in my case that is information. Hacking computers normally has a high risk low reward but people on the other hand can hand you a wealth of knowledge. Hacking people and hacking computers are very much alike and both need a considerable amount of patience.

The second step is to find the vulnerabilities. In computers you would identify what makes a network tick and do a history. The same with a person. Find out not only what they like but why. Look for both strengths and weaknesses. Habits to clothes. Sleeping patterns. Favorite food. Do they drink, smoke, do drugs? Are they on medication? Are they happy? Have they experienced something truly traumatic in their life? If you have figured out all you can then you can move to step three.

Planting the bug. This will get you in but will not get you what you need. Yet. For computers it’s as simple as sending an email with a virus. For people it’s as easy as referring to something. Don’t panic if it doesn’t work the first time but do not rush it either. Subtlety is your key here. Social medias or in person. It is mostly trial and error. “I am attracted to people with scars and bruises more than I am to people without. This shows they are not afraid of experiencing something” , ”I have more rope than any one person can use and I know knots I’ve never tried and yet I cannot find anyone to suspend. Silly wall climbers”

Be warned however that boasting fails miserably when you have no idea of what you are talking about and you might find yourself kissing feet before the final step. Which is the exploit.

This part is strangely this simplest of all. Now you need to wait for them to open up. Keep a close eye on them and wait for them to trigger the bait. If they don’t then use a different approach. If you remember the golden rule then you may have as many tries as you want.

KEEP IT SAFE, SANE AND CONSENTUAL  

An open letter to Sanral

Dear Sanral,

I use South Africa’s toll road in my professional as well as private capacity on a regular basis and based on this was not planning on buying the e-tag on grounds that as a law abiding, tax paying citizen of South Africa I felt that I am entitled to using our public roads. I have however in the meantime received an invoice from you stating that owe the amount of R1335 for the two weeks that I used the road in December.

After careful consideration I have decided to purchase your e-Tag under protest. I have read and agreed to your terms and conditions. Thank you for providing a service to South Africa. You state that the toll taken from my hard earned monies will be used on maintenance and upkeep of the toll road. Please provide me with a copy of the invoice for all expenses incurred by SANRAL for the maintenance and upkeep of the toll road.

Furthermore I have noticed that the grass is getting a little too long for my liking driving south on the high way. Please have that taken care of. I expect my high way trimmed neat, green and weed free. Also some rose gardens or perhaps tulips would look nice. I will extend your ability to act reasonable and let you choose between roses and tulips and their respective colours. As the public servants that you claim to be I find it is also your duty to pick up all the litter on the highway. No use in us citizens of South Africa to drive on a dump that we pay for.

On the topic of traffic. I have convened with a group of my peers and we have come to the conclusion that is  in our best interest to toll my web traffic. I have use your name on my site and social media and will start tolling R1 for every visitor , like and share. You may be eligible for a discount if you register Sanral as topic on my blogs and purchase a laptop which I will keep with me in order to measure the amount of traffic on my social medias. I can assure you that these funds will be used to maintain my sites. I think this is only fair seeing as eight out of the ten people I spoke to , agreed that I must do this even if with your vote, with or apposed, would not have changed the outcome. Thank you for cooperating.

On the topic of public servants. I was rudely overtaken and forced into a different lane by a motorcade of BMW’s and Jeeps with flashing blue lights. I had to move out of the way and even increase my speed to 65km/h on their insistent hooting and sirens. As they did not have any e-tags visible I could only assume that they too are public servants and thus I am offended that I had to interrupt my leisurely drive on our high way because of their brashness. As we share a sense of leniency and in honour of our young and hopeful relationship I will not demand a harsh sentence for these ruffians. Please warn them of future offence and have them flogged.

Regards,